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Sweary Mary And Her Friends Tell It Like It Is

Author : Swear Words Coloring Books
ISBN : 1532913540
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This Adult Swear Word Coloring Book features Sweary Mary and her friends words. 44 pages to color in total with 22 unique designs. 22 coloring pages show Mary and her rude friends cursing and 22 of them have blank captions so you can invent your own curse words or phrases yourself. Designed to calm you down as you relax, the book is full of laughs as you see what each lady has to say. Vintage style designs are easy to color and provide instant gratification. You will be introduced to a world of curse words that will calm you down as you color, take away the stresses of the day and relax. This book is a large size 8.52 wide x 11" in height so plenty of space to color your masterpieces. You can then carefully remove them, frame them and give them away as gifts. The possibilities are endless. It would make the ideal gift for people who love vintage or pop art designs. Click to look inside to see the vintage retro designs for yourself and order your adult swear word coloring book with sweary mary and her friends today. Tags: adult coloring books, swear word coloring book, swear word adult coloring book, sweary coloring book, adult swear word coloring book, adult coloring books best sellers, coloring books for adults relaxation, artists illustrators, stress relieving patterns, coloring pages for adults, meditation, mindfulness meditation, nature mandalas coloring books for grownups, anti-stress management, Sweary Words coloring book, swear coloring book, cursing coloring book, sweary words coloring book, the sweary coloring book, sweary coloring book, swearing coloring book, swear word coloring book

Why Did Nobody Tell Me

Author : Natasha Joffe
ISBN : 9781408822265
Genre : Parenting
File Size : 71. 8 MB
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WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME... ... that the gurus don't always know best ... that you don't have to 'get your figure back' six weeks after birth ... that you don't need to worry about the other parents at the school gates ... that it's okay to let them eat dirt ... that you don't have to have a naughty step And most importantly ... that you should never buy a guinea pig? Drawn from the message boards of mumsnet.com and based on the assumption that if thousands of parents have found a piece of advice to be helpful then you can be pretty sure it's worth knowing, this book shapes that collective wisdom into dozens of dos and don'ts that will lead you through the minefield that is twenty-first-century parenting.

The Judge

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ISBN : UOM:39015082492748
Genre : American wit and humor
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Teacher Swears

Author : I. Love Coloring Books
ISBN : 1533106991
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Irreverent sayings for educators fill the pages of Teacher Swears. They are meant for entertainment purposes for grownups only so don't get bent out of shape about them. Sometimes after a long hard day of dealing with the little darlings, their parents, and the administration, you just need to chill out. To sit back with your beverage of choice and color the things you really want to say to all those people who got on your last nerve today, and if you can learn a few new "choice phrases" so much the better! Teacher Swears is the perfect way to unwind and release your inner potty mouth. Enjoy these irreverent, yet beautiful adult coloring pages. Then sit back and sigh after a job well done. These single sided pages range from moderate to highly detailed and include abstract patterns, animals, flowers and more... Each has its own cleverly coded swear that, while not necessarily appropriate for the classroom will definitely relieve stress in the break room! Sayings like "Holy Cheeseballs," "Zip it Happy Meal," and my personal favorite, "F.O.C.U.S. People!" (standing for F*ck Off Cuz' Ur Stupid!). You'll find these and 22 other humorous, subversive sayings to expand your inappropriate vocabulary and help you de-stress and relax! 25 Unique Hand Curated Designs To Color Hilarious subversive sayings gathered with teaches in mind and incorporated into Coloring Pages designed for Adults Each "Swear word" is Designed with multilayered beautiful patterns Each Coloring Page is designed to help you blow off steam by ranting and relaxing The Variety of Pages Ensure there is something for every skill level Your Choice of coloring tool can be used (Pens, Pencils, Markers, Crayons etc) Each Page is printed on a separate sheet to avoid bleed through The book is 8" x 10" complete with 2 color test sheets Scroll Up and get your copy of Teacher Swears right now, perhaps even get one for a friend so you can color and relax together! WARNING: This swear word adult coloring book contains lots of IMMATURE ADULT LANGUAGE and is not intended for children."

Virtue

Author : Serena Mackesy
ISBN : 9781446456880
Genre : Fiction
File Size : 24. 8 MB
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Saints, sinners, and the mere mortals in between What do you need to be a saint these days? Ambition, determination and good PR. But what do you do if your mother's a saint and you just want to be human? Anna and Harriet are about to find out. Anna and Harriet share a burden: hellishly saintly mothers. So when they meet, initial loathing turns swiftly to recognition and firm friendship. Happily settled in a chaotic flat and armed with a wicked sense of humour, they set out to paint the town red. And for a while life goes swimmingly. But when they tread on one toe too many, they find that they have only their worst instincts - and each other - to rely on. Be good. And if you can't be good, be careful...

Roger S Profanisaurus

Author : Viz
ISBN : 1907232907
Genre : English language
File Size : 81. 82 MB
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From the playground to the boardroom, this lexicon of bad language makes, arguably, a more important contribution to the everyday vocabulary of the British Isles than the Oxford dictionary. Now, with over 10,000 entries, this edition features the latest in expletives, sexual obscenities and lavatorial euphemisms.

Scuse Me While I Kill This Guy

Author : Leslie Langtry
ISBN : 9780985411824
Genre : Fiction
File Size : 80. 49 MB
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From National Bestselling author, Leslie Langtry... YOU CAN'T PICK YOUR FAMILY... Death by Chocolate is her favorite dessert. And those knitting needles aren't just for craft projects. To most people, Gin Bombay is an ordinary single mom. Then again, they don't know she's from a family of top secret assassins. Somewhere between leading a Girl Scout troop for her kindergartner--would nooses count for a knot badge?--and keeping their puppy from destroying the furniture, Gin now has to take out a new target. BUT YOU CAN PICK THEM OFF Except this target has an incredibly hot Australian bodyguard who knows just how to make her weak in the knees. But with a traitor threatening to expose everything, Gin doesn't have much time indulge her hormones. She's got to find the leak and clear her assignment...or she'll end up next on the Bombay family hit list. Other Greatest Hits Mysteries available: Guns Will Keep Us Together – book #2 Stand By Your Hitman – book #3 I Shot You Babe – book #4 Paradise by the Rifles Sights – book #5 Snuff the Magic Dragon - book #6 My Heroes Have Always Been Hitmen – book #7 Four Killing Birds – a holiday short story Have Yourself a Deadly Little Christmas – a holiday short story REVIEWS: "The Greatest Hits Mysteries are pure wicked fun! Imagine Stephanie Plum with a license to kill... and Grandma Mazur running the show. You'd be close to the Bombay Family." ~ Gemma Halliday, New York Times Bestselling author of the High Heels Mysteries “With an irreverent, tell-it-like-it-is, suburban-mom-assassin narrator, Leslie Langtry’s ‘Scuse Me While I Kill This Guy delivers wild and wicked fun.” -Julie Kenner, USA Today Bestselling Author “Darkly funny and wildly over the top, this mystery answers the burning question, ‘Do assassin skills and Girl Scout merit badges mix…’ one truly original and wacky novel!” -RT BOOKreviews “Those who like dark humor will enjoy a look into the deadliest female assassin and PTA mom’s life.” -Parkersburg News “Mixing a deadly sense of humor and plenty of sexy sizzle, Leslie Langtry creates a brilliantly original, laughter-rich mix of contemporary romance and suspense in ‘Scuse Me While I Kill This Guy” -Chicago Tribune “The beleaguered soccer mom assassin concept is a winner, and Langtry gets the fun started from page one with a myriad of clever details.” -Publisher’s Weekly

Why Mommy Drinks

Author : Gill Sims
ISBN : 9780008267452
Genre : Fiction
File Size : 55. 85 MB
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Why Mommy Drinks is the brilliant novel from Gill Sims, the author of the online sensation Peter and Jane.

Sweary Coloring Book

Author : James Alexander
ISBN : 1523928875
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File Size : 77. 46 MB
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Update! There's a new edition of this book printed on black paper. View the new edition at: www.amazon.com/dp/1532700008/ "When I'm having a rough day I just color some swear words and I feel better." -- Pam Walton 20 Beautiful Swear Words To Color and Relax Each Coloring Page is Printed on a Separate Sheet to Avoid Bleed Through Each Design Comes in Two Versions: Black and Grey, 40 Pages in Total Each Swear Word is Designed with Florals, Paisleys, Mandalas, Swirls, and Motifs Each Coloring Page is Designed for Fun, Relaxation, and Anti-Stress Therapy Includes a Digital PDF Edition for Unlimited Printing and 10 Bonus Coloring Pages The Variety of Pages Ensure There is Something for Every Skill Level PREVIEW Every Illustration from the Book at www.swearybook.com/secret Receive 4 Bonus Free Coloring Pages at www.swearybook.com Preview the entire book at www.swearybook.com/secret The Original #1 Bestselling Sweary Colouring Book! Featuring some of the most inappropriate swear words imaginable, these beautiful designs are a joy to color. Each swear word is replete with florals, designs, patterns, motifs, paisleys, and mandalas. * 20 Original Sweary Designs * Single-Sided Pages * Includes Black and Grey Versions * Sized to frame at 8.5 x 11" * Printed on white paper * Includes digital printable edition inside * Includes 10 digital bonus pages inside With many swear words to choose from, there's something for every swearing occassion. Comes with 10 bonus swears coloring pages, as well as a digital edition of the book, so you can print extra copies. This is the first book in the Sweary Coloring Book series, and is perfect for adults who want to destress, relax, or amuse themselves after a long day. Inside, you'll find everything from your typical household swear words to craftier, choicier picks. Flip the cover of the book on Amazon to see all the words on the back: What's Inside * Bullshit * Fuck * Piss Off * Asshole * Bitch * Slut * Whore * Cunt * Bastard * Douche * Shit * Damn * Shitballs * Sugartits * Twat Waffle * Baggy Vag * Piss Flaps * Bollocks * Crap * Fuckwit Simply sit back, relax, and choose the swear word that connects with you. Then color in the swear word with your choice of color pencil, pen, marker, and/or crayon. TAGS: leafy animals coloring book, leafy animals james alexander

Dealing With Assholes 101

Author : Kathleen Julie
ISBN : 0997720573
Genre : Crafts & Hobbies
File Size : 63. 17 MB
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20 Swear word Coloring PATTERNS TO COLOR This adult coloring book has over 20 Original and Classic Insult and provides hours of stress relief through creative expression. It features 20 intricate designs to color, includes Words Like: F*ck Xanax, just color! Shut The F*ck Up & Let Me Color Color my cum SHE'S A SQUIRTER! When the shit hits the fan Breathe Bitch Breathe Hakuna your Tatas This Is Some F*ck Shit Simmer the f*ck down now! Take a Chill Pill I'm too old for this shit Suck it up buttercup Don't break shit, color shit. F*ck, f*ck, fuckety f*ck F*cking adulting Unfuckingbelievable Colourful f*cks Designs range in complexity and detail from beginner to expert-level. Scroll Up Now and Order Your Copy to Get started Immediately

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